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Post #1: Dora review
Do you ever wonder why time goes by so fast? It's because you're having fun people! But that's not the case. Do you feel annoyed by the fact that there's a girl on TV talking to you? Do you say no to a lot of her questions?
Who is this "girl" that I'm talking about? Well it's none other than the heckspawn known as...
Nevertheless there are reasons that I hate Dora so much. First off, there are those stinking characters that always get on your nerves! What are some of these characters? I'll tell you right now! (WARNING: may cause brain drain)
Dora herself
The main character of the set, she is basically the "leader" of the team. The team of DOOM! She is always introduced first in EVERY episode. Don't even get me STARTED on the first episode! (the following is my response)
Dora: Hi I'm Dora!
Me: Cool story bro.
Dora: What's your name?
Me: Something that a polite young person wouldn't do: Tell his/her name to a stranger!
The red booted disaster
I'm talking about boots, everypony's "favorite" little monkey. (yes I'm a brony) I find him INCREDIBLY annoying. He also seems to brag his heart out. I mean look at the special day episode! He doesn't get a blessing! Not from me anyway.
The masked predator
This is the best character on the show. I'm not kidding. Swiper the fox is a villan who tries to slow Dora down on her quest by stealing her stuff. Half the time he ends up succeeding his job, while the other half he fails. when Swiper DOES fail he says OH MAN! (more like OH CRAP!) You might think that I find that cool, but even HE messes up at his career. A couple of times (the world adventure and swiper the explorer) he was ACTUALLY drawn in to the doomsday and became a good guy! Lucky for him it's not permanent!
The deadly trio
I'm sorry that they're so far apart. It's Blogger not me. Anywho, these... characters are (from top to bottom) Isa the iguana, Tico the squirrel, and Benny the bull. I can't even IDENTIFY Isa's character, I can't understand a WORD Tico's saying, (yes it's spanish!) and WORST of all, Benny the bull is a stinking baby! (he has the bravery of one)
All I can say about the plot is that one minute they're walking, next minute they stumble upon something! VERY BORING!
This review is getting really long so I gotta stop. I will do reviews of some episodes so you REALLY get the idea! Thanks for reading! Next review will be of the VERY first quest Dora has ever made! Good day! :)
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